On a side note-Today is one of my best friends Phoenix's birthday! Happy birthday to you! I know she is a blog stalker on here and I love her for it even though she won't follow me.
-"on the mike is the queen, so listen to me sing, he wants a number three supersize, onion rings
he can come out the house with no ankle bracelet on but he's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong!"
-"hi my name is bobby butronic and I'm starting getting back into dating girls..."
-"I got brains, I got big ol brains, I got dinosaur brains"
"Bobby, dinosaurs have brains the size of peas."
"I know. I got a whole can of peas, I got a case, a pallet, a whole warehouse of peas in my head, it's like knock knock who's there? peas."
-"wild wild women, rippen and a tearrin"
-"boats and hoes...It's like deadliest catch, without the crabs, we ran out of gas, call the Arabs"
-"why are you so sweaty?" "I was watching cops"
-"you yelled rape at the top of your lungs."
"I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said 'lets get it on'"
-"I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you're gonna lay this sh!t on me!?"
-"not at the table, Carlos"
-"do you have to park so close?....I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school...or a Chuck E Cheese"
-"do you know if this hotel is pager friendly?"
-"how bout that ride in? Guess that's why they call it sin city"
-"its not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating in a plane"
-"remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes, that sh!t'll come back with you!"
-"none of you know Stu like I do. I can't even tell you what we've been through because we made a pact. What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu's first wedding. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago..."
-"What is this? A P.F. Changs?"
-"sometimes when you snort coke your heart stops. Read a book!"
-"I wish monkey's could skype. Maybe one day.."
-"I have a demon inside of me" "It's true, he has semen inside of him"
-"church on the move"
-"I will cuttt you!"
-"hey mister balloon hands"
Okay, so that's all I got for now...Anyone recognize any of these? Are we as crazy as we sound always quoting funny stuff or is that normal?