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My friends and I love funny stuff: clips on youtube, emails, and movies. Therefore, we love to quote these also. It always makes me laugh to think of or hear people quoting this stuff and instantly puts a smile on my face. Laughter truly is the best medicine. Here are some funny quotes we like and have often said in the past. Some you may know and understand, some you may not. But it is always fun to guess where they came from.

On a side note-Today is one of my best friends Phoenix's birthday! Happy birthday to you! I know she is a blog stalker on here and I love her for it even though she won't follow me. Most all of these she will know, so these are sorta for her. And for anyone else who may know them and get a laugh out of them.

-"secuurityyy"

-"on the mike is the queen, so listen to me sing, he wants a number three supersize, onion rings
   he can come out the house with no ankle bracelet on but he's got two strikes so don't get his order wrong!"

-"hi my name is bobby butronic and I'm starting getting back into dating girls..."

-"I got brains, I got big ol brains, I got dinosaur brains"
"Bobby, dinosaurs have brains the size of peas."
"I know. I got a whole can of peas, I got a case, a pallet, a whole warehouse of peas in my head, it's like knock knock who's there? peas."

-"wild wild women, rippen and a tearrin"

-"boats and hoes...It's like deadliest catch, without the crabs, we ran out of gas, call the Arabs"

-"why are you so sweaty?" "I was watching cops"

-"you yelled rape at the top of your lungs."
"I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said 'lets get it on'"

-"I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you're gonna lay this sh!t on me!?"

-"not at the table, Carlos"

-"do you have to park so close?....I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school...or a Chuck E Cheese"

-"do you know if this hotel is pager friendly?"

-"how bout that ride in? Guess that's why they call it sin city"

-"its not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating in a plane"

-"remember what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes, that sh!t'll come back with you!"

-"none of you know Stu like I do. I can't even tell you what we've been through because we made a pact. What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu's first wedding. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago..."

-"What is this? A P.F. Changs?"

-"sometimes when you snort coke your heart stops. Read a book!"

-"I wish monkey's could skype. Maybe one day.."

-"I have a demon inside of me" "It's true, he has semen inside of him"

-"church on the move"

-"I will cuttt you!"

-"hey mister balloon hands"

Okay, so that's all I got for now...Anyone recognize any of these? Are we as crazy as we sound always quoting funny stuff or is that normal?